head meet clouds

magic arriving

i've been waiting a lifetime

change is afooty

untitled

have thought: i should write
just laaayyzeeee, but now back in
thx 5-7-9!

resurgence

long time gone i've been
baseboards, in-laws, distractions
no excuse really

ronnie james dio

the past relenting

dignity is ownership

the truth told at last

my weekend so far

couples PMS
symptoms: moodiness x2
mental motrin please

my absence

deadlines killing me
slowly, surely, completely
up for air next week

mom, u.n. ambassador, sex kitten

acne, thinning hair
spare tire around my gut
f-you, mzzzzzzzzz jolie

shared hell

planets in a line
no giff, pall, but week still sucks
god - throw me a bone

a bad week

kathie lee gifford

followed by sarah palin

this week sucks big

sleep deprivation, finale

listen up, chicas
mama is always default
ugh. i surrender

sleep deprivation, chapter 3

night turns into day
nerves fray, then reconstitute
my smile returns

sleep deprivation, chapter 2

babe, could you bounce her?
oh, right. 'meeting' tomorrow
good thing you're cute too

sleep deprivation

bouncing and rocking
nursing ... oh, hungry again??
good thing you are cute

Haikuing an Autopsy Pt. 8

funny anecdotes
communication challenge
everything must change

Haikuing an Autopsy Pt. 7

a t and t sucked
biggest complaint of conference
ha ha ha ha ha

Haikuing an Autopsy Pt. 6

mind is wandering
this is a great day for cramps
need a manicure

Haikuing an Autopsy Pt. 5

seventh inning stretch
noses blown phones ringing in
rows of office cliques

Haikuing an Autopsy Pt. 4

tech team is busy
prolific amounts of stuff
that's why they say no

Haikuing an Autopsy Pt. 3

down up down up down
counting the uhs in this big
cold conference room

Haikuing an Autopsy Pt. 2

a lot of numbers
more reading listing numbers
this shit's impressive

Haikuing an Autopsy Pt. 1

anticipation
fighting with expectations
on pins and needles

my door is always open to you

first kiss, oh that feel

love the junk of something new 

sad when it fades fast

the return

haikuterati

slacking something fierce, we girls

better get to it

oh, the am hours

see the waking dawn

morning joe in a sweatshirt

wish i'd stayed asleep

a sort of homecoming

i have dust in my lungs

and toilet brush in hand, oh the

joy of being home

hot or slutty

sexy lingerie
how to err on the side of
tasteful, not trailer

daily dilemma

one million projects
at least that's what it seems like
where the eff to start?

final day of freedom

love waking up to

mother in law with chainsaw

sounds like horror film

not a person

the struggle that is
trapped inside this body
oh to be free ' eee

run dmc victory

yo yo yo boyzzzzzz
about time you got your props
'it's like that' homies

not a morning person

the struggle to wake
each morning; do i have to?
sleep is so awesome

same sex victory

enlightened iowa

california can't touch you

marriage rights for all

80's rebuttal part e

leg warmers are go!

flashdance look is sexy time

makes the boys 'call me'

80's revival part e

nice fingerless gloves
and that bolero jacket
screams taste. bring 'em back

80's rebuttal part d

knox gelatin hairdo

baby powder on the face

robert smith, my love

80's revival part d

aqua net firm hold
white lipstick, pink eyeshadow
bacardi and rum

80's rebuttal part c

what is this, thriller?

thriller, yeah, the one gloved man

is close at hand, ow!

80's revival part c

bring back clam diggers
and parachute pants, pink, blue
oh you look so good

80's rebuttal part b

neon shades and sighs

it's a dead man's party... who

could ask for more, right?

80's revival part b

hey oingo boingo
and b-52s dance freaks
so wacky! yeah, sure

a call to duty

a new world order
a necessary crusade
a blitzkrieg of words

collateral damage

dawning haiku war

there will be casualties

syllables of doom

nintendo rubik honesty

this from the woman

who likes my mario link

facebook speaks the truth

eye openers

mags, the time has come
no more excuses for youth
truth hurts, it will pass

80's rebuttal part a

holy shit, miss sunshine

you're defiling my teen years

why do you hate me?

80's revival part a

john hughes: you so suck
and your groupies can eat me
take that one, fat man

mario party 8

video game seeks
to destroy one's mind and soul
no heart to stop it

the missed 579 boat

spring break basic tees
accessories, frills, fun, sigh
a whole life wasted

springtime

skipping barefoot i
sing to daisies while i leave
tracks of brown dog shit

america's next top model

antm, gah!
you're hurting my soul, and yet
i can't turn you off